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A gift sent from the heavens so you can enjoy cookie shots from the comfort of your own home.
Promising review: "Very happy, works great." —Amazon Customer
Get it on Amazon for $17.75.
A bacon-loving piggie who just realized his own kind's deliciousness.
Promising Review: "Just love this cheerful guy. Used him this morning for the first time — really long, thick bacon did not curl up and cooked perfectly." —IloveNY4ever
Get it on Willams-Sonoma for $15.
A fancy cheese melter for a romantic evening with you and your snacks.
Promising Review: "Love making homemade crackers and melting some lovely cheese on it without a disgusting microwave." —Amazon Customer
Get it on Amazon for $34.95.
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