Our world would be so much sweeter.
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Chitlins and gizzards aren't for everyone, so let's just serve chocolate organs.
Yeah, I'd choose ganache over blood any day. Get them here.
When they said, "perfect men don't exist," they sure weren't talking about the chocolate male species.
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