A cat’s job isn’t done unless you wake up too early and immediately step in some cat litter.
Meowing when you're asleep.
They'll start with a little "mow?" And then crescendo to a "YYYOOOOWWEELLMMWMWWOOOWWWWW." Such musical talent.
Knocking things off surfaces, especially when you're asleep.
If they're valuable, or if they fall on you it's extra enjoyable for the lil' kitties.
Standing directly in front of the TV during crucial plot points.
Cats secretly just want to be constantly admired with all the attention on them.
via Buzzfeed/Animals