Tuesday, 1 May 2018

Mark Ruffalo Spoiled The End Of "Infinity War" A Year Ago, Because Of Course He Did

Mark Ruffalo Spoiled The End Of "Infinity War" A Year Ago, Because Of Course He Did

Spoilers, obviously.

Hey there! Before we start, it goes without saying that this article about Mark Ruffalo spoiling the end of Avengers: Infinity War does, in fact, contain spoilers about the end of Avengers: Infinity War.

Hey there! Before we start, it goes without saying that this article about Mark Ruffalo spoiling the end of Avengers: Infinity War does, in fact, contain spoilers about the end of Avengers: Infinity War.

That's just how it works, folks!

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I'm serious! Stop reading this if you want to remain unspoiled!

I'm serious! Stop reading this if you want to remain unspoiled!

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Okay, so y'all probably know by now that Mark Ruffalo has a notoriously bad track record when it comes to keeping secrets about all things Marvel.

Okay, so y'all probably know by now that Mark Ruffalo has a notoriously bad track record when it comes to keeping secrets about all things Marvel.

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Yup, right around the :40 second mark, Ruffalo super casually drops this spoiler bomb...

Yup, right around the :40 second mark, Ruffalo super casually drops this spoiler bomb...

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...and for a moment, Don Cheadle was, uhhhh, not happy about it:

...and for a moment, Don Cheadle was, uhhhh, not happy about it:

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I mean, back then how could anyone have thought Marvel would go ahead and *actually* turn half the universe into dust.

I mean, back then how could anyone have thought Marvel would go ahead and *actually* turn half the universe into dust.

And before you come at me, I know we all SHOULD have known because it *literally* happens in the comics. But some of us were living in blissful ignorance/willful disbelief that a movie of this caliber would go ahead and do THAT.

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Anyway, knowing what we all know now, it's fucking hilarious and haunting to watch Ruffalo pull a Ruffalo for the world to see and pretty much get away with it:

Anyway, knowing what we all know now, it's fucking hilarious and haunting to watch Ruffalo pull a Ruffalo for the world to see and pretty much get away with it:

Please, please, please don't kill him off in the next one for this!!!!!

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These "Avengers" Knockoff Toys Are So Bad They're Actually Really Good

These "Avengers" Knockoff Toys Are So Bad They're Actually Really Good

There’s no crime Detective Horse can’t solve.

If you're a living, breathing human, chances are you saw Avengers: Infinity War over the weekend.

If you're a living, breathing human, chances are you saw Avengers: Infinity War over the weekend.

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And sure, the Avengers are badass and all, but please allow me to introduce you to the newest, fiercest superhero team in the universe: The Revengers.

And sure, the Avengers are badass and all, but please allow me to introduce you to the newest, fiercest superhero team in the universe: The Revengers.

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First off, we have The Incredible Fella. He's a thicc green giant!

First off, we have The Incredible Fella. He's a thicc green giant!

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Next we have Regular Raccoon. Why have an anthropomorphic, gun-wielding animal when you can have a trash-eating one?

Next we have Regular Raccoon. Why have an anthropomorphic, gun-wielding animal when you can have a trash-eating one?

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And then there's Token Girl. There's always one (do better, Hollywood).

And then there's Token Girl. There's always one (do better, Hollywood).

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Meet Fedora Ron (Ron not included). Leave it to Ron to ghost his own figurine.

Meet Fedora Ron (Ron not included). Leave it to Ron to ghost his own figurine.

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And we can't forget about Knighty Knight! He's apparently tired, and like, same.

And we can't forget about Knighty Knight! He's apparently tired, and like, same.

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These figurines were custom-made by online comedian Jeff Wysaski. He told BuzzFeed that he "hopes people get a laugh out of it" and that "the series is an attempt to capture the 'so bad they're good' aesthetic of real knockoff toys."

These figurines were custom-made by online comedian Jeff Wysaski. He told BuzzFeed that he "hopes people get a laugh out of it" and that "the series is an attempt to capture the 'so bad they're good' aesthetic of real knockoff toys."

Jeff Wysaski

Most of the figurines sold out in about an hour on his site Obvious Plant. Wysaski has no current plans to make more "Revengers" toys, but he does plan on making other figurines in the future.

Most of the figurines sold out in about an hour on his site Obvious Plant. Wysaski has no current plans to make more "Revengers" toys, but he does plan on making other figurines in the future.

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Police Responded To A Call About A "Vicious" Dog Who Turned Out To Be A Good Boy

Police Responded To A Call About A "Vicious" Dog Who Turned Out To Be A Good Boy

BEWARE THE GOODEST BOY.

A couple days ago, a police officer in Texarkana, Texas, responded to a call about a "vicious" dog running loose in a neighborhood.

A couple days ago, a police officer in Texarkana, Texas, responded to a call about a "vicious" dog running loose in a neighborhood.

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According to the police department's Facebook post, Officer Travis Frost spotted the presumed pit bull mix sitting on someone's front porch. Anticipating that the dog may charge and attack, Officer Frost left his car door open so he could jump back in if need be. But instead, the ~vicious animal~ trotted up to him, tail wagging, and saw the open car door as an invitation for the sits.

According to the police department's Facebook post, Officer Travis Frost spotted the presumed pit bull mix sitting on someone's front porch. Anticipating that the dog may charge and attack, Officer Frost left his car door open so he could jump back in if need be. But instead, the ~vicious animal~ trotted up to him, tail wagging, and saw the open car door as an invitation for the sits.

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So as you can see, this doggo turned out to be a real MONSTER!!!!!!!!

So as you can see, this doggo turned out to be a real MONSTER!!!!!!!!

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BEWARE OF THE BOY WHO HANGS OUT OF THE SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND'S RIDE TRYNA HOLLA AT YOU... TO GIVE HIM THE SNUGS!!!!!!!

BEWARE OF THE BOY WHO HANGS OUT OF THE SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND'S RIDE TRYNA HOLLA AT YOU... TO GIVE HIM THE SNUGS!!!!!!!

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He is but a CALM ANGEL BASKING IN THE SUNBEAMS!!!!!!!!

He is but a CALM ANGEL BASKING IN THE SUNBEAMS!!!!!!!!

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And BETTER YET: After this pure and wholesome photoshoot happened, the police were able to reunite this sweet boy — whose name is Gold (OMG presh!!!) — with his owner thanks to his microchip!!!

And BETTER YET: After this pure and wholesome photoshoot happened, the police were able to reunite this sweet boy — whose name is Gold (OMG presh!!!) — with his owner thanks to his microchip!!!

We LOVE a microchip moment!!!!!!!

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As for the moral of this story, Officer Frost said: "Pit bulls have a bit of a bad reputation. While you should always be careful around any dog that you don’t know, you shouldn’t automatically assume that all pit bulls are bad dogs. They might be really loving like this guy was this morning."

As for the moral of this story, Officer Frost said: "Pit bulls have a bit of a bad reputation. While you should always be careful around any dog that you don’t know, you shouldn’t automatically assume that all pit bulls are bad dogs. They might be really loving like this guy was this morning."

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