“What do you mean? I’m not on the couch.”
"I'm not on the couch. I'm on the blanket, which is on the couch."
"The rule is that I don't lie on the couch cushions. I am not on the couch cushions."
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"I'm not on the ottoman. One of my paws is still on the floor, see?"
MuskyTusk
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