A Scottish fry-up contains all the nutrients you need to survive the New World Order.
Because we've got shitloads of whisky...
Whisky is also known as the water of life, which means its basically a health drink. Also, if you drink enough of it you won't care that 2016 is a trash-fire nightmare.
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...and all the essential supplies you need.
Like this beautiful full Scottish breakfast, which contains all the vital nutrients you need to survive the New World Order: crunchy bits, toast, grease, and beans.
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Plus you can train Aberdeen seagulls to find food.
The food they find will mostly be Doritos, but at least they'll be free.
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Because Scotland is tranquil as fuck.
Going for a walk along the Strathaird Peninsula will soothe your worries. Not least because it's over 4,000 miles away from the continental United States.
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