You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
Let's get one thing straight: candy canes are the candy corn of the holiday season.
(For the record, I actually like candy corn, but you get what I mean: these are seasonal and deeply polarizing candy items of questionable value.)
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What kind of dumb-ass shape is this for a food?
Sorry, stock photo girl, but nobody starts eating their candy cane hook-first, because that is impossible and very drool-y.
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If you DO eat candy canes the right way, you will automatically create a lethal weapon.
This is literally a lance. How is this seasonally appropriate??? Would Santa approve???????
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Like, LOOK AT THIS.
Candy Canes: They're Just Not Safe.
via BuzzFeed/Food
