Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
"I had just started seeing this guy, and we bonded over being the adventurous types. At our next date, I told him I'd come over in a trench coat and a cake and that his job was to find a tarp. Fast forward to that night: Not only is German chocolate cake very hard to eat off a dick because you have to chew it, but brown frosting on an ass is quite unappetizing. Worst part? We didn’t finish the cake, it was vegan, AND it was expensive! I brought it home and didn’t think to hide it.
My family polished it off for me. Never told them it was sex cake."
"He liked using syrup but one night we only had McDonald's syrup packets. We microwaved it but didn’t realize we made it too hot. He had a red squiggly burn mark for days."
via BuzzFeed/Food
