*grimace emoji*
The Portobello Mushroom
"I know, how about... a grilled rubber tire sandwich on the world's hardest-to-chew bread?" — every menu creator
The $12 Restaurant Boca Burger
Could have made this at home for like 85 cents!!!! Fries, though.
The Three Butternut Squash Raviolis
OMG I'm still hungryyyyyyyy.
When You Order The Expensive Fish Dish Without The Fish And They Still Charge You The Original $32
My man, it was like... farro and some peas?
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