‘Tis a torture chamber!
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A tea kettle with a pleasant whistle that won't compete with the screaming coming from the dungeon.
Promising review: "Very nice color...not a dull black. Not thin or lightweight. Pours easily..no drips. Whistles loud enough to hear...not a screaming sound." —Saturn08
Get it from Amazon for $19.99. / Also available in blood red.
A silicone spatula so durable you'd swear it's immortal.
Promising review: "The handles are nice and firm while the edges have that rubber flex that you want. Best of all, they are each an entire piece. No parts glued on to fall off later." —Carpenters
Get it from Amazon for $6.95. / Also available in blood red and chilling blue.
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