“Once you go black…” LEMME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, DEAN.
Rachel Lindsay, the new Bachelorette, is a sparkle princess and we are so very excited for her season to begin!
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But not as excited as ABC, apparently. During last night's finale, Chris Harrison kept teasing a "surprise" for Rachel, warning us to "Hold onto your Spanx!"
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The big reveal? That — UNBEKNOWNST TO HER — Rachel's season of The Bachelorette was starting RIGHT NOW ON LIVE TELEVISION.
Not only was it shitty that Rachel won't get her own, special normal first episode to meet all of her suitors, but what followed was...uncomfortable. On a lot of levels.
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First, it was a master class in what it looks like when a woman is being pressured to do something she doesn't want to do, but is trying to be nice.
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