*cuts potato into a tournée shape*
You "86" everyday objects.
86 chicken! 86 my bank account! 86 my life!
You fight the urge to yell "HOT BEHIND" or "SHARP" in public places.
Gotta get people to move somehow...
You have your own recipe for "stain remover."
Bleach + borax + salt = clean whites.
You have shown up to a stage wearing a toque.
And quickly learned NOBODY wears toques in the real world.
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