They’re not delivery.
This an expert level ranking of various frozen pizza brands using a six category rating system. These rankings exclude any frozen pizzas that are limited to specific stores, like Target's Archer Farms, or Safeway's/Vons' Signature Select. Here are the six aspects each pizza is being rated on, on a scale of 0-5:
Taste = Does it make your tastebuds happy?
Availability = Is it carried at a lot of stores?
Variety = Is there a good assortment of pizza types?
Cost = How much you'll spend vs. the quality of what you're getting.
Aesthetic = Does it look tasty?
Closeness to delivery = How comparable is it to actual delivery pizza?
Celeste
The box says “pizza for one” so it's exciting that you don't have to share, unfortunately the pizza itself is just pretty OK. In Celeste's defense, they're very cheap, microwaveable pizzas, so expectations should be low. Still, a pizza Lunchable might be more authentic than this (and at least those come with a little Crunch Bar).
Totino's Pizza Rolls
These will always hold a special place in your heart for their service throughout childhood. However, if there were a list of things that taste amazing at 10 years old, but trash as an adult, Pizza Rolls would sit atop it.
Totino's Party Pizza
IN YOUR BROKEST HOUR, YOU CAN COUNT ON TOTINO'S PARTY PIZZAS TO HELP GET YOU BY. These things are heroes, saving bank accounts and growling bellies across the world. I don't care if they taste like a giant cracker doused in marinara sauce with off-brand cheese on top, they are perfect and will forever be the real MVP of the frozen food aisle. They're only ranked this low because they look awful and despite being delicious, they taste nothing like actual pizza.
via BuzzFeed/Food