Gin and tonic flavored smoked salmon?!
When they made perfectly good smoked salmon taste like a fucking WELL DRINK:
When they ruined breakfast for you forever:
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The time they desecrated guacamole with kale:
What sort of hipster bullshit is this?!?
And then decided to take it a step further by putting POMEGRANATE SEEDS in it:
via BuzzFeed/Food
