If a pyramid made of pasta is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.
And btw, a dream food pyramid is how you wish you could structure your diet in a magical world where french fries are packed with nutrients and food with a ton of sugar isn't all that big of a deal.
Here's what they came up with:
This heavenly mix of fast food and snacks, to be washed down with flavored booze:
"Copious amounts of Fireball, cheeseburgers, tacos, mini muffins, hot fries, and Slim Jims."
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This savory dream come true:
"My dream food pyramid:
1st: Endless supplies of cheese pizza
2nd: Flamin' Hot Cheetos
3rd: Chicken dumplings
4th: Hot spicy chicken wings
5th: Coca-Cola
6th: Ramen noodles"
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This super simple homage to the Dorito:
"There ya go."
via BuzzFeed/Food
