Friday, 30 June 2017

A Definitive Ranking Of Wedding Movies I've Never Seen Based Solely On What I Think They're About

This list’ll make you say, “I do…agree with this ranking!”

The Wedding Ringer

The Wedding Ringer

What I think the plot is about: Kaley Cuoco's fiancé's douchebag friends won't stop burping into the mic at their wedding rehearsal so she hires Kevin Hart to play best man. The DBs still manage to get a few burps in at the reception, though, and Kaley realizes she wants a divorce before they even cut the cake.

Screen Gems

The Proposal

The Proposal

What I think the plot is about: Ryan Reynolds's heart is made out of the same material they make airport metal detectors out of, so he can't go near certain objects or he'll start beeping. Sandra Bullock, his boss, spends the entire movie trying to figure out where that damn beeping is coming from. Also, she's engaged.

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Bridesmaids

Bridesmaids

What I think the plot is about: Maya Rudolph has done the impossible: She has managed to have five actual friends as an adult. Her fiancé, a normal person with only one or two friends, can't find enough groomsmen to balance out the wedding party. In the end he winds up asking his cousins who feel obligated because they're family, and the wedding is a pleasant though slightly awkward affair.

Universal Pictures

Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers

What I think the plot is about: Vince Vaughn loves to dance. Owen Wilson HATES to dance. Also, they're cops.

New Line Cinema


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