It’s a simple question. I can only stand to be attacked and disrespected so many times.
Why do mushy peas look like something that came out of my butt?
And why does steak and kidney pudding look like my toilet after a late night Fourth Meal?
But, seriously: why does this look like my toilet after that one time I got a little too overzealous with those Thai leftovers?
Why's an English breakfast look like something you'd find in the port-a-potty at day three of the Gathering of the Juggalos?
via BuzzFeed/Food