Friday, 4 August 2017

Cotton Candy Sucks And If You Disagree You're Wrong

The truth hurts!!

Howdy, partner! It's me, the cotton candy sheriff, here to say that I don't know why I'm a cotton candy sheriff because cotton candy sucks!!!! Yes, it's true. Cotton candy is downright awful and I don't know why anyone eats it.

Howdy, partner! It's me, the cotton candy sheriff, here to say that I don't know why I'm a cotton candy sheriff because cotton candy sucks!!!! Yes, it's true. Cotton candy is downright awful and I don't know why anyone eats it.

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First of all, cotton candy is literally just strings of sugar. Like, that's basically it.

Yum.

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And when you eat a piece of cotton candy it just like disappears in your mouth. IT'S LIKE STRINGY AIR.

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And let's be real: It's nasty! When it gets wet it just gets all clumpy and you end up with cotton candy mouth.

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