Go directly to jail, do not collect $200.
The monster who completely disregarded the proper way to eat a Kit Kat.
The criminal who thinks it's legal to eat pizza like this.
The villain who attacked this pan of brownies and left it to die.
The murderer who destroyed this pie from the inside out.
The scoundrel who sampled several doughnuts and left their corpses behind.
Anyone who treats a grilled cheese like this deserves life in prison.
The person who... good lord. It's just so wrong.
We can't just let people who eat the middle of the ice cream walk around, unpunished.
Do we want our children growing up thinking it's okay to eat half of a breadstick and put it back?
Today's youth should not believe that eating icing off of a birthday cake is acceptable in a civilized society.
If we just start eating burritos from the side, CHAOS WILL REIGN.
We must find these ruffians who open up chips like this.
Perhaps these poor, misguided souls can be rehabilitated, so they never again eat Bubble Tape like this.
We must educate these rebels on the proper way to eat a pancake (hint: it's not from the middle).
But then again... some people may be beyond hope.
via BuzzFeed/Food
