For anyone who wishes it was Halloween 365 days a year.
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Kitchen gloves to keep your hands ~bone dry~ while you wash a whole sink full of dirty dishes.
Promising review: "These are the most adorable things ever. My only complaint is that they don't come in a million more colors!" —SheGarcia
Get them from Amazon for $12.55. Available in four colors.
Halloween-inspired picks to make your favorite hors d'oeuvre (READ: cheese) seem like the spookiest thing in the world.
Promising review: "These are so cute and really good quality! I liked the first batch so much, I ended up ordering some more for next year. Plus, the price is great!" —Carolyn Quigley
Get a pack of 72 from Amazon for $6.27.
Halloween costumes for the wine bottles that insist on getting dressed up this year.
Get a set of two from World Market for $12.58 (originally $17.98).
A sponge holder perfect for any skull-ery maid. Washing dishes has never been so...fun?
I use the word "fun" very loosely here, but this will definitely make washing dishes seem more entertaining.
Get it from Amazon for $11.97 or Anima Causa for $12.99.
A salt and pepper holder that'll force you to avoid your kitchen. Why? This might really chill you to the bone.
Promising review: "This holder is so fun! I always get so many compliments on it! I was planning on putting it away after Halloween, but I've decided to leave it in my kitchen all year long." —Butterbean's Mom
Get it from Amazon for $19.95.
A bottle opener with a surprising amount of strength. Don't let the frail appearance fool you.
Promising review: "I was amazed at the quality: not plastic-y or cheap like I expected. I can't wait to crack open some bottles with this while bartending!" —KLC
Get it from Amazon for $18.90.
A painted glass you should fill with red wine. Why? You can tell everyone it's fresh blood.
Will they believe you? Of course, you little vampire, you!
Get it from Pier1 Imports for $8.76 (originally $10.95).
Blood bags you should keep in your fridge at all times. You know, in case you have any vampire company over.
Promising review: "This blood bag comes with a long tube and clasp, a syringe for filling up the bag, and blood-type labels. The plastic is thick, supple, and easy to fill with the syringe. Well worth the money! My daughter is very happy with these, and she now thinks she's a vampire." —Allison Lavender
Get a pack of 10 from Amazon for $14.99.
A silicone toothpick holder with such a sad life. Honestly, you might feel bad for picking on it.
Promising review: "I love this thing! It's cute, funny, and does a great job at holding up toothpicks." —StacieSays
Get it from Amazon for $13.95.
A zombie jar you can use to store all kinds of delicacies. Chocolate chip cookies, human flesh, etc.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $24.99.
And of course, a zombie bowl in which you could directly eat the above delicacies from. #yum
Get it from ThinkGeek for $12.99.
A napkin holder that'll come in handy. You'll never have to wonder where you put the napkins. You'll always remember.
Trust me.
Promising review: "This was a hit at my daughters birthday party! We also plan on using it at our Halloween party!" —Frank'sgal
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
A Harry Potter cauldron bowl perfect for eating warm soup on chilly days. (Or drinking a large amount of coffee.)
Promising review: "This item is so rad! If you're a Harry Potter fan, this is such a great item to have in your kitchen. It's perfect for a bowl of soup or cereal!" —LunarLadi
Get it from Amazon for $18.95.
An egg monster bread cutter that gives you Mike FREAKIN' Wazowski on a plate! Do you see it, too?
Get it from Amazon for $13.99.
A wine glass for the person who takes pride in being related to Mary, Sarah, and Winifred. Understandable.
Get it from Spirit Halloween for $6.99.
Me, making witches brew in my now spooky kitchen:
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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