“This is not going to go the way you think.”
Let's cut to the chase: THE LAST JEDI TRAILER IS OFFICIALLY HERE, IT'S HAPPENING.
Actual footage of me at the BuzzFeed office trying to write this post.
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We found out this past weekend that we would be receiving our first FULL-LENGTH trailer for The Last Jedi tonight and I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT IT.
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Okay, so...let me just get my mind around this for a second because I've died, then come back to life, then died again and am now just a force ghost re-watching this shit on loop.
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In the trailer, Rey continues to look like the perfect badass.
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But Luke appears to be more than just ~a little~ skittish in response to Rey's "raw strength."
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And oh, what's that? This just in from my own personal news headquarters: KYLO REN IS OFFICIALLY CANCELLED.
LOOK KYLO, YOU WERE KIND OF HOT IN THE BEGINNING OF ALL OF THIS BUT I PROMISE YOU, IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO LEIA, YOU ARE CANCELLED FOREVER. YOU DO NOT GET TO HURT YOUR PERFECT MOM AFTER YOU ALREADY MURDERED YOUR PERFECT DAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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And there's SO MUCH MORE to this trailer...like, just go watch it again...and again. Then stop it, get tissues, and watch it AGAIN.
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OKAY, TIME FOR ME TO GO RE-WATCH IT A MILLION MORE TIMES WHILE MAKING THIS FACE, BYE.
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