My body hurts for these people.
A venti pumpkin spice latte with eight shots of espresso, seven pumps of pumpkin sauce, and one pump of maple pecan sauce.
"My shift manager literally got this one today. It cost $11.85 before tax."
—izzyleew
A venti coffee frappucino with two scoops of ice, five pumps of frap roast, and double blended.
"It was so thick, we had to scoop it out with a spoon and it broke at least two of our blenders."
—meganmccannf
TLC
A venti mango black tea lemonade with 24 pumps of mango.
"A few of us tried it once and all gagged." —nicolee484f14537
FOX
A venti salted caramel mocha frappucino with five pumps of frap roast, four pumps of caramel sauce, four pumps of caramel syrup, three pumps of mocha, three pumps of toffee nut syrup, double blended with extra whipped cream.
"This one took two stickers." —kimc40744d80c
A trenta iced coffee with cream, 20 pumps of raspberry, and 20 pumps of white mocha.
"That's right, 40 pumps total. I had to hold back the urge to ask if she wanted a shot of insulin with that." —chelseao48a5f52f4
Netflix
A venti coffee with 10 Splenda packets and whipped cream.
"She usually drank about four every day." —korissas
Comedy Central
A doppio espresso with 20 shots of espresso and 10 pumps of white mocha.
A venti green tea frappucino with a strawberry smoothie base, two pumps of caramel, three espresso shots, and topped with whipped cream and a caramel drizzle.
"I was a barista for three years and I've seen my fair share of nasty drinks. We saved a bit that was left over and we all tried it. It was the nastiest thing I've ever tasted."
—jocelynr4f9fbe65d
A grande ice water with seven pumps of raspberry and seven pumps of classic syrup.
FX
A trenta vanilla sweet cream cold brew with two pumps of vanilla, three pumps of caramel syrup, two pumps of cinnamon dolce syrup, two pumps of hazelnut, two pumps of toffee nut syrup, two pumps of mocha, two pumps of white mocha, two pumps of pumpkin sauce, three pumps of maple pecan syrup, and five shots of espresso.
"I just don’t understand." —annaes
A grande iced caramel macchiato with 10 pumps of sugar free vanilla and 17 Splenda packets.
"I swear we would hear her voice in the drive through and immediately start opening packs of Splenda."
—iliveinfantasy
NBC
A venti caramel latte with black coffee instead of espresso, six pumps of caramel, five pumps of vanilla, four pumps of cinammon dolce, three pumps of butter pecan, and one pump of ameretto.
"This drink was a total of 1062 calories." —logand41f6c1ccf
A venti caramel frappucino with one pump of caramel sauce, one pump of caramel syrup, one pump of mocha, one pump of white mocha, one pump of hazelnut, and an affogato shot.
A venti iced coffee with exactly four ice cubes.
"He literally watched me when I did the ice because he wanted to make sure that’s what he got. An extra cube slipped in and he literally had me take it out."
—beej4cb041456
Warner Bros
A venti Pike Place coffee with cream, two Sweet 'N Low, two Equals, and two Splenda packets.
VH1
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