Unicorn spunk latte anyone?
When two treasured hipster trends combined to form this grotesque mutant lovechild fresh from the gates of hell.
No.
When a simple coffee and a pastry made you feel like you were trapped in Gulliver's Travels.
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When they tried to make it acceptable for breakfast to be served in a jar.
And had to use a chalk board to defend their actions.
When even a simple cup of coffee had to look like it had been spunked on by a herd of unicorns.
When it was OK for this cafe to serve someone breakfast on a shovel.
When a hot chocolate turned up looking like this for some reason.
When adding avocado and houmous (???) to a normal breakfast meant now it was a "hipster breakfast".
When someone ordered breakfast, and this nightmare materialised.
When just muesli was no longer enough.
When everything had to be deconstructed and then built by the customer to distract them from the creeping existential dread that they fundamentally had no purpose in this world.
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