“You think Food Network really can’t afford a second ice cream machine for Chopped? Get real.”
When this meme was perfectly applied to your favorite show:
Or this one:
When you realize there are basically only four types of Chopped contestants:
When the last 10 seconds of a round is a roller coaster of emotions:
When you can't help but LOL at what the judges have to say:
What you'd be like if you competed on Chopped:
When you think of ways to mess up big-time on the show:
When you want to print out and frame what Ted Allen had to say about potatoes:
When you're silently judging contestants' choices from the comfort of your couch:
When you realize THIS is your dream job:
When Ted says there are 60 seconds left on the clock and one of the contestants has yet to even attempt to get their food on the plate:
This hilarious observation:
When you're trying to figure out WHAT the hell judging criteria Alex was applying to this dish:
When Chopped low-key has you on the edge of your seat more than any HBO show:
"THE WONTONS!!!", Part One:
"THE WONTONS!!!", Part Two:
When Alex Guarneschelli was a MOOD:
British cooking shows vs. American cooking shows, in a nutshell:
And finally, this accurate description of you watching Chopped:
via BuzzFeed/Food