This stuff is bizarre… but brilliant.
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This anti-gravity pouring cake kit so you can make "Bake Off" standard showstoppers.
It costs £9.99, get it here.
This "radish shaper" so you can make your radishes look like cute lil' spotty mushrooms.
It costs £7.27, get it here.
An ice pack flask for sneaking booze into festivals.
It costs £33.21, get it here.
These adorable cork toast coasters. 'Toasters', if you will.
They cost £8.95, get them here.
Magnetic wooden toast tongs so you never burn your fingers/get electrocuted trying to get your toast out again.
They cost £2.39, get them here.
This donut mug because donuts.
It costs £16.99, get it here.
A tabletop mini pizza oven so you can make proper italian-style mini pizzas for your dollies.
It costs £26.99, get it here.
A pineapple slicer for fresh, delicious pineapple without the prickly bits.
It's £9.79, get it here.
A chocolate teapot, very pointless but highly delicious.
It costs £24.99, you can get it here.
This nut hammer that just looks like it would be great fun.
It costs £39.95, get it here.
This boiled egg slicer for those days when you can't be arsed to take a knife to an egg.
It costs £4.29, get it here.
This potato chipper so you can make your very own, picture-perfect batch of chips.
It costs £15.20, get it here.
A milk frother for cafe-standard frothy coffees in the comfort of your own home.
It costs £31.99, get it here.
These "legendary magic oven gloves" which can handle heat of up to 540°F so you can burn anything you like.
They cost £6.90, get them here.
A bloody hot dog maker, guys! So you can have hot dogs!
It costs £46.99, get it here.
A fermenting starter kit for the yummiest fermented goodies.
It costs £24.99, get it here.
A gravy fat skimmer, a chance to get at the good stuff lying beneath the grease.
It costs £10.99, get it here.
These whiskey stones which will cool your whiskey without diluting it.
They cost £14.95, get them here.
A teabag squeezer because just pressing the teabag against the side of the mug is very 2017, and we're living in 3017 now.
It costs £4.99, get it here.
A kale de-stalker for the kale-loving hipster in your life.
It costs £7.96, get it here.
A banana tree to keep your bananas away from the other fruits because as we all know, they're a bad influence.
It costs £7.99, get it here.
A biscuit bag for your mug, because every mug deserves a biscuit bag.
It costs £4.50, get it here.
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