BRB roadtripping to Orgy, France.
This probably well-protected town on the river Baïse....
The locals are called condomois, and they've even been trying to build a museum of contraceptives.
This attention-grabbing village near the eastern border...
Named after a Roman land owner named, if you can believe it, Pussius (link in French).
This catty ass destination...
Capital of the, um, Pays de Bitche region in France.
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This somewhat morbid ancient Roman city...
Apparently, if you go to Die, there'll at least be lavender honey.
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This NSFW northeastern locale...
Come for the lulz, stay for the actually pretty awesome ancient pottery factory ruins.
This rather ~communal~ spot...
For the safety of your Google image search, we recommend typing in "Orgy Bourgogne France."
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This saucy southwestern stop...
Again, Google search "Seix tourism" verrrrry carefully, my friends.
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This well-endowed city in Brittany...
Free idea: Tourist t-shirts emblazoned with "Brest is best."
This silly site in Normandy...
Just think about that geotag potential.
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This kinda upsetting place up north...
I hear it's a place that **Dad joke voice** loves company. Heh. Heh.
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This perfect ode to cheese's BFF...
"Going Ham" has taken on a new meaning.
And of course, this probably v. kind city...
I want to go to there.
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This post was translated from French.
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