“If you can’t get a boyfriend, vodka and gay porn are fine.”
When you know what Ina is going to say next before she even says it:
This dating advice from Ina:
Every episode of Barefoot Contessa summed up perfectly:
When you finally track down that GOOD gossip:
This perfect moment from 30 Rock:
When "Ina Easy Garten" kind of has a nice ring to it:
Ina after listing all the "good" ingredients you'll need for a recipe:
Or this:
Barefoot Contessa during Halloween season:
This epic insult to send to a friend:
When you think about what you want to accomplish before you die:
This very important mantra to live by:
This absolutely FIRE album that you'd probably purchase:
How to score an invite to one of Ina's dinner parties 101:
When you don't use "good" ingredients:
And this too:
When store bought...is fine:
And when Ina perfectly executes a move that you won't be able to do in a million years:
The perfect Grindr profile:
And finally, this post that will make you scream "NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT":
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