Friday, 29 December 2017

28 Things Chefs Will Relate To On Every Possible Level

Chef humor is the best humor.

The phantom printer noises you hear while you sleep.

The phantom printer noises you hear while you sleep.

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

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When you 86 a menu item and servers continue to ring it up anyways.

When you 86 a menu item and servers continue to ring it up anyways.

I SAID NO MORE SALT-CRUSTED SEA BASS!!

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When your savage coworkers take all of your supplies.

When your savage coworkers take all of your supplies.

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Especially Sharpies, peelers, side towels, and tape.

Especially Sharpies, peelers, side towels, and tape.

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When you wash your chef coat and forget to take the Sharpies out of your pocket.

When you wash your chef coat and forget to take the Sharpies out of your pocket.

And even worse, when they burst open and stain your other clothes.

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The fact that no one can recognize you outside of the kitchen.

The fact that no one can recognize you outside of the kitchen.

"Wait, you have hair?!"

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When you compare sheet pan burns with other chefs.

When you compare sheet pan burns with other chefs.

Especially the ones from sizzle platters.

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This meme that pretty much sums up your entire existence.

This meme that pretty much sums up your entire existence.

IN. THE. WEEDS.

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This sad but true statement.

This sad but true statement.

"Hey Jen, think you could cover grill station and garde manger tonight?"

Facebook: ChefMemes

When you cave in and treat yourself to those fancy pair of Dansko shoes.

When you cave in and treat yourself to those fancy pair of Dansko shoes.

No slipping in these bad boys.

Instagram: @server_life / Via Facebook: ChefMemes

This classic example of chef humor.

This classic example of chef humor.

Respect the Walken.

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Your daily meditation.

Your daily meditation.

~Takes a deep breath.~

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And ~occasionally~ crying in it, too.

And ~occasionally~ crying in it, too.

Don't judge me.

Fox / Via Facebook: ChefMemes

The fact that servers just DON'T. GET. IT.

The fact that servers just DON'T. GET. IT.

The difference between FOH and BOH is truly night and day.

Facebook: ChefMemes

That one chef who decides to add nonfunctional garnishes to every damn dish.

That one chef who decides to add nonfunctional garnishes to every damn dish.

But why?

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When you start breaking down the kitchen at 10:45 instead of 11:00.

When you start breaking down the kitchen at 10:45 instead of 11:00.

This is a risk I'm willing to take.

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When your prep list is the size of a Stephen King novel.

When your prep list is the size of a Stephen King novel.

Well, looks like it's going to be a long shift.

Instagram: @the_chefs_circle

This heart-stopping moment.

This heart-stopping moment.

THROW IT ALL OUT. BURN IT ALL.

Instagram: @the_disgruntled_chef

When you finally finish your shift.

When you finally finish your shift.

I'm good, I'm good.

Orion Pictures/The Weinstein Company / Via Instagram: @azchefmeme

When your restaurant invests in one of those fancy new robot ovens.

When your restaurant invests in one of those fancy new robot ovens.

Easy and breezy.

Instagram: @lollipop516 / Via chefmemes.com

When you have a double sinus infection and bronchitis.

When you have a double sinus infection and bronchitis.

I'll be right in...

Instagram: @grillhowlongsteakmr / Via chefmemes.com

This truly impressive accomplishment.

This truly impressive accomplishment.

~pats self on back~

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When the Friday dinner rush hits and the printer just keeps printing.

When the Friday dinner rush hits and the printer just keeps printing.

Where do I begin?

Instagram: @chasing_suns_hanzo

This moment of pure ~joy~.

This moment of pure ~joy~.

HAHAHA — losers.

Instagram: @bordyx

This visual representation of the kitchen crew during service.

This visual representation of the kitchen crew during service.

Everything's fine.

Nickelodeon / Via Instagram: @the_disgruntled_chef

This dark AF meme that'll make any chef sob and laugh.

This dark AF meme that'll make any chef sob and laugh.

My cold, undercooked soul is cackling.

NBC / Via Instagram: @chef_wade

This moral dilemma:

This moral dilemma:

I'll just pretend I didn't see anything...

Nickelodeon / Via Instagram: @mkarixb

TFW you wrap up a 16-hour shift.

TFW you wrap up a 16-hour shift.

I'm a shell of myself.

New Line Cinema / Via Instagram: @chefstuff




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