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A pizza-shaped power bank, because if you're gonna Google where to get the best local slice at 2am, you need some battery power left.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99. Also available in poop and unicorn shapes.
Promising review: "So my son mentioned he needed a new power bank for his phone. I thought it would be funny to buy him this one. He loves it. It is easy to charge using the included usb. Same with charging your phone; just plug it in." —Amber Burton
A pair of unique shot glasses to layer the alcohol and the chaser ~in one container~, so there's no more bad taste after taking the shot.
It even comes with a recipe card for more ~creative~ shots.
Get a set of two from Amazon for $19.99 or Jet for $18.43. You can also get individual ones for $9.90 each or a set of four for $30.99.
Promising review: "Having a bartender for a roommate makes for some interesting trinkets. I can attest to these looking and functioning exactly as described." —Bryan
A pad of intoxication citations you can pass out to your messy friends upon the commission of a party foul. (Warning: These may be passed right back to you.)
Get it from Amazon for $5.80.
A set of toaster-friendly bags perfect for whipping up an ooey gooey grilled cheese when you can't really manage the whole stove thing. Plus they're dishwasher safe, so you don't need to do any washing up by hand!
Get a set of three from Amazon for $7.95 or a two-pack of similar ones from Jet for $8.89.
Promising review: "These things actually work. I was skeptical about how effective they would be. I was expecting the cheese to pool at the bottom or for them to be extremely hard to clean. Neither is the case. They take a little bit of experimenting to figure out what the right toaster setting is for good toasted bread with just the right amount of cheese being melted. Supposedly you can make 150 sandwiches using this set of three bags. Definitely worth the purchase given the low cost, ease of use, and ease of storage." —Franklin Hood
An Ostrich mini arm pillow for anyone who truly believes anywhere is suitable for a nap. Yes, right there. Right there is fine; you're only going to close your eyes for a sec.
Get it from Amazon for $30. Available in two colors.
Promising review: "A dream at home and on the road. I frequently sleep on my hands, only to wake up to an uncomfortable dead arm. This solves that problem, as it moves with my head and hands, keeping me comfortable no matter which way I turn. Very useful for long flights and car rides, as it fits in a carry-on bag and is highly portable." —Sean Simoneau
A microfiber makeup-removing cloth designed to remove every trace of foundation, (waterproof!) mascara, and lipstick with just water. Because taking off your makeup on a regular night is hard enough.
Get a two-pack from Amazon for $11.97. Available in three colors.
Promising review: "I rarely write reviews. After using this product I felt I absolutely had to! These cloths are amazing. Wiped all my intricately placed makeup off in seconds!! Even my eyeliner and mascara are gone without a trace. I'm ordering more of these for Christmas gifts for my girlfriends. Money well spent! These are a must have if you're tired of rubbing your face raw every night with washcloths or multiple makeup remover wipes like I used to!" —Ashley
A sleep tee that'll understand you when you're crying because you dropped your 3am taco and you need to taco-bout it to SOMEONE.
Get it from Asos for $20 (originally $29). Sizes: XS–XL.
Order by Dec. 18th for free standard shipping on or before Dec. 21st! If you've missed that, you can order with two-day shipping for $12 (free if you spend $140).
A jar of Cadbury milk chocolate spread, because honestly even Nutella is too healthy for your late night snack. Hazelnuts who??
Get it from Amazon for $8.67.
Promising review: "My sister-in-law brought me a jar of this smooth, creamy, delicately sweet chocolate spread on her recent visit from the UK. Cadbury's spreads like butter, the other leading chocolate/hazelnut spread can tend to be a little thick and tear the bread and I am not a fan of the hazelnut; I'd rather have the pure chocolate. Chocolate does not get much purer than Cadbury. One of my favorites is as a late night snack is made up of a wheat sandwich thin, one side with peanut butter the other side with Cadbury's. Yum. For me it is worth the price; we have a British shop 30 miles in the next town over. It was $10.70 there and I burned two gallons gas in the trip to pick it up. It is a luxurious treat. Hide it from the kids :-)" —Tea Bee
A deck of cards that'll turn ANY game into a drinking game — perfect for those occasions when you start to...forget...the rules of that one you used to play all the time.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
Promising review: "This is such a great add-on to other games. I've played it with multiple groups of people now and the thing that is always the same is how trashed everyone gets and how much fun everyone has. Several of my friends have purchased copies of their own, so I consider it a hit." —Nikki1796
A quesadilla maker for anyone who has gotten banned from the Taco Bell drive through for belligerence.
Just pop a tortilla in, pile with your ingredients, add another tortilla, and hot cheesy goodness will be ready in five.
Get it from Amazon or Jet for $16.14.
Promising review: "Bought this for my boyfriend, talk about best gift ever, he uses it all the time, it works great, we make quesadillas, different kinds of pizzas all the time. Quick easy meals, takes about three minutes! Definitely recommend!!" —Jess
A book of crosswords best solved while inebriated, including cocktail pun closes, themes inspired by drinking games, and entire puzzles printed on a ~slant~ so you can even read them better.
Get it from Amazon for $7.22, Barnes and Noble for $7.38, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.
Promising review: "Loved this book! Unusual but solveable clues, great level of difficulty, and fun theme puzzles. Looking forward to more from these guys." —Sweet Justice
An easy-to-grab silicone microwave caddy with stay-cool handles to keep your fingers safe from being burned by a scalding plate of midnight Totino's pizza rolls.
Get it from Amazon $14.99.
Promising review: "This is one of those 'gadgets' that is really useful. If your microwave is above the stove like mine, you'll understand why. Most microwave containers do not have handles so when you try to grasp them with a potholder or mitts, it's very awkward...as well as dangerous and messy! This is a lifesaver. Highly recommended." —Book Lady
A light-up singing machine, because the karaoke bar kicked you out for only choosing to sing "Toxic" over and over again for an hour and a half.
You can stream audio from your smartphone via bluetooth connection *or* load actual CDs for a good old throwback.
Get it from Amazon for $39.99 or Walmart for $49.97.
Promising review: "Excellent value for the price! The Bluetooth feature, compatibility with CD-G, and good quality microphone (it captures sound clearly, unlike other cheap mics) all contribute to the five stars." —Neil Nguyen
A suction cup SipCaddy that will help you A) get drunk in the shower or B) partake of some hair of the dog while crying in there the morning after.
Why do hangovers always feel so much worse in the shower?
Get it from Amazon for $13.95. Available in six colors.
Promising review: "Use this for exactly what is pictured. It works perfect and its nice to have a safe place to set my glass of wine while relaxing in the tub. The hold with the suction cup is great and I haven't lost a glass of wine yet." —Heather Roper
A guide to the best pizza anywhere in the world, so whether you're ubriaco, pijan, or 취한, you can locate a proper slice.
Those are the words for "drunk" in Italian, Croatian, and Korean, in case you were wondering.
Get it from Amazon for $18.43, Barnes and Noble for $22.72, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.
A scaled-down beer pong set with a catapulting ball that's tethered to the table so things can't get TOO sloppy.
Less time crawling around looking for the ball...more time playing.
Get it from Amazon for $29.28.
Promising review: "This is the perfect portable beer pong game! Everyone loves it! It's easy to take with you, and to set it up. A great hit at the party!" —Rachel
Or a mini flip cup game you can bring to any party (and home) with ease.
Get it from Uncommon Goods for $50.
Promising review: "I bought this to take on a girlfriends trip but my college son grabbed it to take to a gathering of his friends... I'm wondering how I'm going to get it back." —Stacey
Standard shipping arrives within five business days!
A handy-dandy Bluetooth tracker you can attach to your keys, wallet, or even your whole purse, so when you leave it behind at the bar or in the cab, you can track it down with the app — it'll show the item's location on a map!
And if you lose your phone, you can use the tracker to make it ring — even if your phone is on silent.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99. Available in two colors.
Promising review: "My dad is always losing his wallet so I thought I'd give this a try. He isn't very knowledgeable with using a smartphone yet but it's easy enough that he doesn't have any trouble with it. And, now he can find his wallet in seconds." —Adventurer
A wine goblet that screws right into any bottle of your favorite blend — carrying the whole thing with you = no one steals the rest of it while you're on glass #1.
It's made with sturdy borosilicate glass for extra safety. Plus, the product photos show people using this for beer floats, which WOW WHAT AN IDEA! Just scoop in some vanilla ice cream, and then screw the glass into your favorite brew.
Get it from Amazon for $21.99.
Promising review: "As an avid wine drinker, I must say this is my favorite thing ever.... I finally was done cleaning all the dishes one night and I didn't want to dirty another glass. I had a bottle opened and I figured "hey let me give this guzzle-buddy a try! It seems like it aerates the wine before it hits your mouth and it tastes MUCH better when drinking it from this glass than right from the bottle. It's also a great gag-gift for wino friends! I overall enjoyed my purchase! :)" —Shelby Bassetti
A vacuum-insulated stainless steel water bottle so you can fill it when you're sober at 6pm... and then when you roll in at 3am, it'll still be ICE COLD. Sober you is so thoughtful.
It'll keep your bevvies ice cold for up to 36 hours!!!!
Get it from Amazon for $22.99 or Walmart for $25.99. Available in five colors.
Promising review: "This is by far the best insulated water bottle I have ever owned. Took it to Arizonia to visit my three sisters and while I was showing them my new water bottle with ice still in it from a day and a half ago, my sister ordered one right on the spot and another sister was going to order one as soon as she got home. We all loved it. It's amazing. I love it, love it, love it." —Justme
OR a water bottle shaped like a flask, in case schnockered you needs to be lit'rally TRICKED into staying hydrated after a night out.
Fun fact: it's made with recycled bottles!
Get it from Amazon for $28.
Promising review: "What's there not to like about this nifty chic bottle that has everyone asking where I got it. Apart from being an aesthetic beauty of a receptacle, it fits snug and lean into my backpack, computer bag and tennis bag." —Amazon Customer
A coloring book that'll make your post–happy hour hours far happier, with over 120 pages of coloring and activities, including pages to design your own regrettable tattoo, wine bingo, and even a set of DIY beer goggles.
Get it from Amazon for $9.86, Barnes and Noble for $10.05, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.
Promising review: "This is a great book for a drunk night with a friend or SO. We had fun drinking wine and beer while coloring. You can definitely tell what pages were done when we were already buzzed. There are some cute little activities and things to do that can be shared with a friend. Highly recommend as a gift for someone who is hard to buy for." —Blackmoonbruja
A copy of Munchies, a book filled with boozy stories from 70 chefs, plus 65 recipes they make to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Get it from Amazon for $15, Barnes & Noble for $18.89, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.
Promising review: "Love this awesome collection of unexpected and decadent recipes from the best chefs working today. The behind-the-scenes stories, illustrations and photography make it a fabulous read." —Maisie Harrison
An almost impossible-to-break Otterbox phone case to keep your precious device in tact, even after dropping it down concrete steps!
Get it from Amazon for $35.99 or Jet for $27.09. Available in 28 colors and styles (some clear, some opaque, some patterned, some solid).
Promising review: "Worth every penny! I watched in horror as my iPhone 7+ dropped all the way down seven flights of cement stairs. Not a scratch." —Willie Coleman Jr.
An ice luge that'll keep your drinks chilled while keeping anyone even slightly tipsy ridiculously entertained.
Just fill the mold with water, put it in the freezer, and it'll be ready to go within 24 hours.
Get it from Amazon for Amazon or Jet for $14.95. Also available in a two-track version.
Promising review: "This thing is so awesome. Have used it for multiple birthdays and special occasions. Even though my dog chewed on one of the legs, it still works." —Katelyn Guinn
A Go Girl urination device that'll let anyone without a peen pee standing up. Perfect for when that toilet is so filthy you're just gonna have to do it standing up. Or when the line is so long, it's honestly time to find a bush. And you've already broken the seal so... it's time to go.
Get it from Amazon for $9.88 or Jet for $9.97. Available in four colors.
Promising review: "This is a lifesaver for Burning Man, or any other festival where bathroom opportunities are slim, Takes a bit of getting use to how to position it to avoid leaks but you can easily pee in a bottle. Stays clean and easy to clean and folds up pretty small. Can't imagine burning man without this." —Doomspore
BuzzFeed's Social Sabotage, a board game designed to make your social networks awkward AF — because you're probably going to do that on your own anyway.
Challenge each other by combining a dare card (write "Grandpa really fills out those khakis") with a place card (on Facebook!). If the player doesn the challenge, they get the card, and the player with the most cards at the end wins!
Get it from Jet for $24.97.
PSST!...BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this.
A silicone mold that'll make ice, Jello, or any other edible shot glasses, meaning you won't have a giant sink full of glassware to wash in the morning after a pregame.
A shot INSIDE a Jello shot?! I'm listening.
Get a mold (which makes eight shot glasses) from Amazon for $8.36 or Jet for $12.
Promising review: "This mold worked well in the oven for melting peppermint candies for shot glasses. I'm sure the mold would work for many other candies and regular ice shot glasses in the freezer as well." —K. Adrian
A collapsible pocket flask for anyone likely to leave things behind after a few pints.
Just drink, fold, and stow before you even get the chance to forget it.
Get a set of three eight-ounce flasks plus a funnel from Amazon for $8.99. Also available in different sizes!
Promising review: "Five stars!! These flasks worked great and are very durable. I would not hesitate to order these again if I need more.
Excellent product!" —Julie Manasco
And a handy notebook you can keep on your bedside table and fill with drunken notes to your sober self.
Get it from Amazon for $8.95.
Enjoy the holidays responsibly.
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