I dare you to disagree!
Eggs over hard
DUMB. BAD. TASTELESS. DRY. POINTLESS. NO GOOD.
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Deviled Eggs
The name says it all! These eggs were birthed from the devil himself! Idk why anyone would ruin a perfectly good hard boiled egg by mixing the yolk w/ some gross shit and stuffing it back it. It works for twice baked potatoes, NOT FOR EGGS!
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Omelette
Idk what the fuss is about! Sure, it's cute that it's like, an egg burrito or something but it don't impress me much.
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Quiche
It's quiche! An egg pie is fine. But that's all! Just fine!
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Frittata
Like a quiche, but with no crust. More egg!!! Yum!
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Shirred (which is just a fancy way of saying baked. These coastal elites!)
I love a ramekin! But this seems time consuming! Who am I, the Princess of Monaco with all this time to BAKE EGGS?!
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Scrambled Eggs
Boring. Basic. Wake me up when scrambled eggs do something exciting.
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Hard boiled eggs
Love these stinkers! Reminds me of my youth.
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Sunny Side up eggs
A classic egg. One you might find in cartoons or museums. But I gotta tell ya, sometimes the white goo over the yolk doesn't cook thoroughly and then it gets kinda weird.
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Eggs In A Cloud
Disclaimer: I've never actually tried these! But they are so darn cute I'm willing to bet my life that they are worth spot #5! So sue me!
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Egg over easy
Hello you little warm pocket of goodness. So supple and soft. A delicate flower!
Soft Boiled eggs
SO PRECIOUS. Like a poached egg but it never has to leave the nest it came in.
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Eggs Over Medium
THE way to fry an egg. Not too hard, not too soft. Mama bear's favorite egg! it can't be beat! Jk, it can, cause it's #2.
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Poached Eggs
MAMMAAAAA MIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! This. This is what eggs are all about. Picture yourself slowly cutting into that thing. The goo oozes out. You experience for one second, nirvana. I am weak!
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