I can’t be silent anymore.
DING DING DING, AMERICA. YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP.
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THIS IS A WING. IT'S THE DADDY OF ALL CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN DADDY. THE CHADDY. DADDY CHAD. IT HAS BONES.
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THIS IS A "BONELESS WING". OL' BENNY BONELESS. IT DOES NOT HAVE BONES.
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AND THIS, MON FRERE, THIS IS A CHICKEN NUGGET. IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING AS A BONELESS WING.
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IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! YOUR HEAD IS IN YOUR BUTT! SMASH THAT MF CAPS LOCK BUTTON! BONELESS WINGS ARE A SHAM. A FRAUD! A HOAX!
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THEY'RE THE SAME DAMN THING AS CHICKEN NUGGETS.
THE SAME DAMN THING!
NOT CONVINCED? PLEASE CONSULT THE VENN DIAGRAM.
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NOT CONVINCED BY THE VENN DIA? PLEASE CONSULT THE PHYLOGENETIC TREE OF LIFE.
NOT CONVINCED BY THE PHYLOGENETIC TREE OF LIFE? PLEASE CONSULT THIS FAKE BILL NYE TWEET.
IT'S TIME TO SING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! FUCK MAN IDK GRAB A TROMBONE!!!
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TAKE TO THE STREETS!!!
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TAKE TO THE SKIES!!!
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TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT STARRING TOPHER GRACE AND ANNA FARIS!
BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST GLORIFIED NUGGETS!
THEY'RE NUGGETS!!!
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THEY'RE... NUGGETS!!!!!
They're........ NUGGETS!!!!!!
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