Would prob still eat this stuff, I just wouldn’t happy about it.
This giant mozzarella stick.
OK THAT IS STRING CHEESE AND CHEETO DUST. Why do bad things happen to good foods.
This 7-up "salad."
Not a salad at all! Also the use of mayo has left me numb.
These wine and cheese shots:
HORRIFIC. Legit have goosebumps.
Mug Nachos.
Why did the mug need to get involved with this. What did the mug ever do to nachos? Justice for the mug.
This low-carb bacon, egg, cheese and avocado sandwich.
This had so much potential but eggs are not meant to be buns!! HOW CAN U HOLD A GREASY EGG LIKE A SANDWICH? I refuse to accept that you can. If they just used a fork and knife the world would be a better place.
These grilled cheese martinis:
What happened to good ol' whiskey on the rocks?
This Cereal Cake.
Honestly, this would be 1000% great if they didn't call it a cake. That's not a cake! That's just rice crispy treats in the shape of a cake. A cake is its own separate genus!
These chocolate pickles.
I admit, I'm biased because I don't like pickles, but also this is objectively wrong.
This cheese covered hamburger:
I love cheese! I really do!!! I even love hamburgers. But this is too much. How can you even lift it, you'll get your hands all cheesy!! I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's just too much cheese. Much too much cheese.
This pickle egg roll concoction:
I already admitted my disdain for pickles, so maybe I'm incorrect here but... this seems wrong in many ways.
These pickle sliders:
You can't just slap some ingredients in the middle of other ingredients and call it a slider!!! That's not how it works!! This is just a pickle and meat tower. Also I don't like it.
These pickle cupcakes.
This is the last pickle thing I swear. But, I think we can all agree this is inhumane!!!
This cotton Candy Burrito:
Sorry for being a stickler, but this is NOT A BURRITO!!!!!! It's just ice cream surrounded by cotton candy. The use of burrito here is offensive to actual burritos.
This frozen peanut butter slice:
I wish I was never born!!
This "Chicken a La Croix."
A can of La Croix does not deserve to be shoved up a chicken's butt, and a chicken does not deserve a can of La Croix shoved up their butt. I feel bad for both.
These flamin' hot cheetos shots:
Just seems like a very bad idea.
And finally, this twig cake:
I love cake! But I don't like eating twigs and herbs on my cake. I'm so confused by this.
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