You’re gross if you like peas.
Okay, so here's the thing: Peas are straight-up nasty.

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So if you're someone who likes peas — like Chrissy Teigen —then you can just click out of this because this is a safe place to vent about the devil's green spawn.

BECAUSE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THIS TO PIZZA?

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Like, look at how perfect these beautiful mashed potatoes were before one single pea sullied it all.

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And, please, someone tell me WTF this pea is doing in this drink.

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And, while you're at it, TELL ME WHY YOU WOULD RUIN MAC N' CHEESE LIKE THIS.

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And I don't care if this is baby food or pea ice cubes, I am not here for it.

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And I'm 100% not here for this nasty tuna sandwich with peas everywhere inside it.

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I mean, could you imagine biting into this sandwich and feeling all those peas bursting open with sweet pea juice?

And just GTFO if you're about to try and pass this off as an edible meal.

Because this is a safe place and we're not messing around with peas.

Peas ruin good things! Our former president agrees!

The definitely ruin soup!

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And smoothies!

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THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.

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And why would someone try and ruin delightful ice cream with the flavor of peas?

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IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE LOGICAL SENSE.

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There's no reason to hurt a popsicle like this!!!!

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In summation, IH8PEAS.

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