Lock them up and throw away the key.
Tell me this isn't scary:

Go on now, just try to tell me a monster didn't do this:

Or THIS:

He's probably right under your bed...eating Kit Kat's LIKE THIS:

Haunting your desserts:

(They're using mustard instead of yellow frosting.)
Oh my word:

Only a monster would leave ice cream like this:

And a monster would put the jelly ON the peanut butter:

Frankly, it's frightening:

*Breathes deeply*:

Monsters have even invaded fridges:

See:

Because only a monster would eat like this:

And only a monster would butcher this poor butter:

Lock them up and throw away the key:

What the hell even is this:

I'm so scared:

RUN:

via BuzzFeed/Food