You haven’t seen burned food until you’ve seen this.
First of all, there's not knowing how to make ramen, and then there's REALLY not knowing how to make ramen:

These were patties once, we think.

Let this be a lesson on why you shouldn't microwave burgers...

And let this be a reminder that overcooked nuggets will look like straight up dog food:

Sludge stew, anyone?

Or how about some extremely boiled eggs?

Let's have a moment of silence for these dinner rolls, who never stood a chance:

As well as this tapioca wrap that tried — it really tried:

To be fair, who amongst us hasn't burned rice like this?

Although this cake number requires a special kind of talent.

And we think that, once upon a time, these used to be fries.

These dumplings are so burned that this person had to put burn ointment on their fingers!!

And this pasta-lover should probably be banned from Italian food forever:

Yep, we'll be revoking someone's pizza privileges here:

And finally, we're pretty sure this lasagna has basically morphed into an entirely different state of matter.

Is that...space rock?
This post was translated from Portuguese.
via BuzzFeed/Food