At least you know how to make cereal.
There are few things you actually know how to cook, such as scrambled eggs, hot dogs, and noodles.

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The ~fanciest~ cooking you know how to do is done with a microwave.

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Like, you don't even know how to boil water.

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And whenever you have tried to cook, you've called your mom every five minutes to make sure you're doing it right.

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Because you know if you don't, you'll burn the house down.

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Your fridge is always empty, except for the occasional hot sauce or leftover pizza.

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When it's time for a potluck, you're well-known for bringing something store bought.

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You've never offered to host a dinner party. Not once.

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You've made the joke, "I can make a mean bowl of cereal!"

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You can't read the first few steps of a recipe without getting stressed out.

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You order takeout at least four times a week.

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Which means your favorite restaurants know your name and order by heart.

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The thought of living alone worries you because you have no idea how you'll feed yourself.

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You can't help but wonder if you're behind the times because everyone else your age knows the basics, at least.

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And you've definitely been judged by a peer or two because you can't cook.

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You've never gone grocery shopping by yourself because you know you'll leave with frozen dinners and chips.

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AND It's a BIG DEAL when you actually cook something without fail. Way to go!

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