They were just 1,000 light years away from perfection.
This zombie-approved Donald Trump:
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This spooky omelette:
And this almost one-eyed kitty:
This yummilicious French Toast:
This constipated monkey cake:
These heartbreaking Spongebob-Patrick cookies:
These petrified apple turkeys:
These devil-egg chicks:
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This not-at-all charred pizza:
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These depressed ninjas:
This pregnant bunny bread:
This cake that looks more like a piranha than a shark:
This globe that reminds you of the apocalypse:
And this realistic pancake:
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