They were just 1,000 light years away from perfection.
This zombie-approved Donald Trump:

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This spooky omelette:

And this almost one-eyed kitty:

This yummilicious French Toast:

This constipated monkey cake:

These heartbreaking Spongebob-Patrick cookies:

These petrified apple turkeys:

These devil-egg chicks:

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This not-at-all charred pizza:

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These depressed ninjas:

This pregnant bunny bread:

This cake that looks more like a piranha than a shark:

This globe that reminds you of the apocalypse:

And this realistic pancake:

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