Stolen toilets, huge cocks, furious deer…oh, Scotland. What on Earth would we do without you?
A takeaway invented a Scotch pie and beans pizza.
*Wipes away patriotic tear*
And this pizza place tried to recycle dough.
D'oh.
An entire cash machine was stolen at T in the Park.
From the middle of a busy festival site. In full view of police. Impressive.
And of course people took the piss.
Bargain.
via BuzzFeed/Travel