All cats are pure and perfect angels, yours is just the pure and perfect angel with the attitude problem.
When you got a cat you imagined hours cuddling together, but instead your cat likes to sit across from you and give you the stink eye.
You've tried to force your cat to sit on your lap, but they are just not into it.
They will freeze with hatred for 10 seconds and then start wriggling like their life depends on it.
If you invade their personal space too much you will get injured.
Or if you dare to expose your feet, that also merits a punishment from your cat.
You can forget about having your feet out the duvet on a warm night.
via Buzzfeed/Animals