Friday, 30 June 2017

Can You Get From NYC To LA Using Planes, Trains, And Automobiles?

Can You Get From NYC To LA Using Planes, Trains, And Automobiles?

Don’t trip up.

EMERGENCY! Your baby sister just texted you to tell you that not only is she engaged, but she's getting married in THREE DAYS.

EMERGENCY! Your baby sister just texted you to tell you that not only is she engaged, but she's getting married in THREE DAYS.

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The problem? The wedding's in Los Angeles, and you're in New York City. Even worse? There are ZERO direct flights on such short notice. You're going to have to take the ~scenic route~.

The problem? The wedding's in Los Angeles, and you're in New York City. Even worse? There are ZERO direct flights on such short notice. You're going to have to take the ~scenic route~.

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YOUR MISSION: Find the best route from New York City to Los Angeles and make it to your sister's wedding on time. You've got this!

YOUR MISSION: Find the best route from New York City to Los Angeles and make it to your sister's wedding on time. You've got this!

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This Is Netflix's First Big Breakthrough In Film

This Is Netflix's First Big Breakthrough In Film

Okja.

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Okja is a movie about a multinational corporation bent on feeding everyone in the world the same lab-engineered garbage. Coincidentally, that’s the view some film purists have of the company that released it: Netflix.

The streaming giant kicked up dust at the Cannes Film Festival in May, where Okja and another Netflix feature, Noah Baumbach’s The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected), premiered in prestigious spots in the main competition for the big prize, the Palme d’Or. Both films played at the Lumière Theater, cinephile holy ground, and yet the vast majority of the people who see them will see them via streaming. Maybe even on their phones.

That’s a prospect so disturbing to traditionalists trying to protect the theatrical experience that it actually prompted the festival to change its rules — as of 2018, all movies in the Cannes competition will also have to open in French cinemas. Meanwhile, at this year’s festival, audiences booed the Netflix logo and jury president Pedro Almodóvar and jury member Will Smith had a battle of philosophies during the opening press conference.

“I personally don’t perceive the Palme d’Or [should be] given to a film that is then not seen on the big screen,” the Spanish filmmaker provocatively declared. The American actor (who has a Netflix movie of his own set for December) countered that Netflix has led his kids to watch movies they wouldn’t otherwise have come across. “It has broadened my children’s global cinematic comprehension,” he said.

Will Smith, Agnes Jaoui, and Pedro Almodóvar at the 2017 Cannes Film Festival.

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In recent years, Netflix has successfully transformed itself into a fire hose of streaming content that’s made it more and more feasible for us to never go outside again. But it’s the company’s original series that have gotten most of the attention, while Netflix’s film strategy has felt less certain, a mix of Adam Sandler and awards trolling by way of Cary Fukunaga’s Beasts of No Nation and docs like The Square. Even as the company has stepped up its investment in movies, it’s shown an unfortunate tendency to just burp its titles out without much by way of promo.

The Sandler stuff is, according to Netflix's dubious numbers, doing fine. But for smaller fare — like the Shirley Jackson–inspired horror film I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House or this year’s Sundance winner I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore — the message has been, basically, to trust in the algorithm. As a platform, Netflix is immensely powerful and well-funded, but it has not, until this point, felt like an active force of good for the world of film.

Tilda Swinton with Okja director Bong Joon-ho on set.

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And if you’re a die-hard theatergoer, like Almodóvar, it probably still isn’t — having a wealth of subscription streaming options at home has absolutely eroded the motivations of many to shell out for a ticket. But Okja is the first Netflix original movie that suggests the streaming service can do right by ambitious cinema. The multilingual, content-hopping, dystopian future-of-food epic from South Korean director Bong Joon-ho (of Snowpiercer and The Host) is an impossible-to-pigeonhole joy, a thrilling, funny, dark corporate satire by way of a kiddie adventure.

It was made for a reported $50 million, which is the kind of medium budget range that big movie studios have largely abandoned in pursuit of giant franchise ventures. It’s not a remake, a reboot, or a sequel — it does the increasingly rare thing of telling an original story, one that Bong dreamed up and wrote with Jon Ronson. And Smith is right: Okja is the kind of idiosyncratic, unfiltered, globally aware, demographic-defying release that people can't and don't get to see in cineplexes, and it's available so widely because Netflix footed the bill.

Almodóvar has a point, too, in that Okja is absolutely best experienced on the big screen (a few theaters have opted to screen it), something Bong has agreed with himself. But Bong is also pragmatic about how we watch movies these days, pointing out to ScreenCrush that a theatrical release is only a short part of a film’s life. “I believe that Netflix is a very good means of digitally archiving one’s film,” he said. “It’s not only a good way of digitally archiving, it’s a very democratic way for people to come back to and revisit the film.”

Okja.

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The fact that Okja is in even a handful of theaters is hopeful — an indication that the streaming experience doesn’t exist in total opposition to going out to the movies. There are still people interested in the immersive experience that is seeing something projected, and there are theaters willing to bet on their showing up. The way Netflix has handled the ramp-up to Okja, with press days and imaginative advance marketing, is heartening, too, a sign that the company can give a film like this the push it deserves, provide it with a real (if hybrid) release, and know how to treat it like a big deal.

It is a big deal, and it’s slated to be followed by some arguably even bigger ones — like the aforementioned Will Smith urban fantasy Bright, the company’s first full-on attempt at a blockbuster, or the restoration of Orson Welles’ unfinished The Other Side of the Wind, or Martin Scorsese’s upcoming gangster drama The Irishman, sure to be an Oscar bet. We may still be living in a turbulent world in which sweeping changes are alarmingly wrought by large corporations, but the existence of Okja suggests there is a potential upside to that. At least we know that, whatever happens, the movies might be good.



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15 Hard Truths About Attending Culinary School

15 Hard Truths About Attending Culinary School

It’s certainly not for everyone.

The classes are long (like, really long).

The classes are long (like, really long).

Culinary classes range anywhere between two and eight hours (and that's not even counting the time it takes to clean up). Some can go as long as nine hours with few to no breaks.

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And they start shockingly early (and late).

And they start shockingly early (and late).

Many culinary schools run 24/7 and classes are scheduled at all times of the day (and night). Many students go to school on top of working a full-time job, so classes outside of the typical nine to five are not uncommon.

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Two words: fish class.

Two words: fish class.

Fish class is one of the first classes culinary students take. Besides being difficult (and smelly), the class is several hours long and typically held in a refrigerated classroom kept at a chilly 40° F.

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The kitchens can reach a sweltering 90° F.

The kitchens can reach a sweltering 90° F.

Just like a restaurant kitchen, classrooms reach dangerously hot temperatures and you're expected to remain in your uniform at all times (including a coat, a neckerchief, long pants, and a hat).

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11 Happy Little Things To Make You Smile This Week

11 Happy Little Things To Make You Smile This Week

Fact: smiling makes you feel better.

Things might seem sad right now.

Things might seem sad right now.

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So here's a bunch of lovely things that have happened to prove it's not all bad.

So here's a bunch of lovely things that have happened to prove it's not all bad.

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Who knows, maybe they'll even make you smile!

Who knows, maybe they'll even make you smile!

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These two old fellas just living it up.

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"The Carmichael Show" Has Been Canceled After Jerrod Carmichael Announced He's Leaving

"The Carmichael Show" Has Been Canceled After Jerrod Carmichael Announced He's Leaving

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After three seasons, NBC's The Carmichael Show, a comedy built around stand-up comedian Jerrod Carmichael, has been canceled after he announced he's leaving.

“For three seasons (okay 2.5), I got to make a show that I love with my friends. It’s something I’ve wanted to do since I was 13. Now, I’m excited to go make other things that I love. Thank you to every person who worked on or watched The Carmichael Show,” he said in a statement to Deadline.

In light of Carmichael's exit, NBC and 20th Century Fox, which produces the show, has confirmed it's been canceled. “We are enormously proud of The Carmichael Show and Jerrod's talent and vision to do a classic family sitcom that also taps into issues and relevant stories from the real world," Bob Greenblatt, chairman of NBC Entertainment, and Jennifer Salke, president of NBC Entertainment, said in a joint statement. "We thank and salute the cast, crew, and producers — and especially Jerrod — for three critically-acclaimed seasons.”

20th Century Fox TV presidents Jonnie Davis and Howard Kurtzman said in a joint statement: "The Carmichael Show was such a wonderful show that we choose to focus today not on its loss but on the three incredible seasons we had the pleasure to produce. We are thankful to the brilliant Jerrod Carmichael and his talented cast, and to showrunner Danielle Sanchez-Witzel, our fantastic writers and devoted production team. It’s a rarity that a comedy series tackles the social and political issues of the day in such a clever and hilariously funny way. This show was special, and we will miss it."

The news comes weeks after Carmichael took NBC to task for pulling an episode about a mass shooting that was set to air the same day as the Alexandria shooting. “I understand a corporation making that decision, but really, to me, what it says is that you don’t think America is smart enough to handle real dialogue and something that reflects real family conversations and something that feels honest and true and still respects the victims,” he said on Netflix's Chelsea. "To pull that is just criminal. It seems to do a disservice to the viewer, it does a disservice to you, it does a disservice to all of us.”




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A Definitive Ranking Of Wedding Movies I've Never Seen Based Solely On What I Think They're About

A Definitive Ranking Of Wedding Movies I've Never Seen Based Solely On What I Think They're About

This list’ll make you say, “I do…agree with this ranking!”

The Wedding Ringer

The Wedding Ringer

What I think the plot is about: Kaley Cuoco's fiancé's douchebag friends won't stop burping into the mic at their wedding rehearsal so she hires Kevin Hart to play best man. The DBs still manage to get a few burps in at the reception, though, and Kaley realizes she wants a divorce before they even cut the cake.

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The Proposal

The Proposal

What I think the plot is about: Ryan Reynolds's heart is made out of the same material they make airport metal detectors out of, so he can't go near certain objects or he'll start beeping. Sandra Bullock, his boss, spends the entire movie trying to figure out where that damn beeping is coming from. Also, she's engaged.

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Bridesmaids

Bridesmaids

What I think the plot is about: Maya Rudolph has done the impossible: She has managed to have five actual friends as an adult. Her fiancé, a normal person with only one or two friends, can't find enough groomsmen to balance out the wedding party. In the end he winds up asking his cousins who feel obligated because they're family, and the wedding is a pleasant though slightly awkward affair.

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Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers

What I think the plot is about: Vince Vaughn loves to dance. Owen Wilson HATES to dance. Also, they're cops.

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These Tiny Versions Of Iconic Canadian Foods Are The Cutest Lil' Things

These Tiny Versions Of Iconic Canadian Foods Are The Cutest Lil' Things

I just want to *nom* them.

Is this not the cutest lil' Montreal smoked meat sandwich you've ever seen?

Is this not the cutest lil' Montreal smoked meat sandwich you've ever seen?

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And what about this itty-bitty, bite-size caesar with all the fixings?

And what about this itty-bitty, bite-size caesar with all the fixings?

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These are the work of clay artist Jennifer Robeson, who made a whole set of miniature Canadian classics for Canada 150.

These are the work of clay artist Jennifer Robeson, who made a whole set of miniature Canadian classics for Canada 150.

It all started when she did a 100-day project challenge, where she made a clay sculpture of food every day for 100 days. When the organizer of the Terroir culinary symposium saw them, Robeson was asked to make a special series of Canadian foods.

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Which is how we got these perfect fiddleheads.

Which is how we got these perfect fiddleheads.

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We Tried The Fake Cocktails That Kristen Wiig And Steve Carrell Made Up

We Tried The Fake Cocktails That Kristen Wiig And Steve Carrell Made Up

And only one of us almost puked!

Last night on Fallon, funnywoman Kristen Wiig made up the recipes for a Sea Cloud and a Fuzzy Wormhole, two fake cocktails Steve Carrell invented.

The clip starts around 3:10.

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- salt water
- three half orange wedges
- a little rum
-a little milk
- served lukewarm

- tequilla
- a little apple juice
- sweater fuzz in the ice cubes
- served in an empty Campbell's soup can

Well guess what we happened to have in the BuzzFeed kitchen...

Well guess what we happened to have in the BuzzFeed kitchen...

Those exact ingredients.

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It's July 4th Weekend. Let's Spend $7 Billion On Burgers And Beer.

It's July 4th Weekend. Let's Spend $7 Billion On Burgers And Beer.

Every Independence Day weekend, Americans prepare a feast to commemorate our country, our freedom, the invention of light beer, and the gift of long summer days. But mostly, it's a feast. Americans will spend an estimated $7.1 billion on food during the holiday weekend, retailers expect.

It's "one of the biggest food holidays of the year," a Wal-Mart spokesperson told BuzzFeed News.

The most consumed food: burgers, according to NPD. Last year, Americans bought $804 million worth of beef leading up to the holiday and $371 million worth of chicken, Nielsen data shows.

The most consumed food: burgers, according to NPD. Last year, Americans bought $804 million worth of beef leading up to the holiday and $371 million worth of chicken, Nielsen data shows.

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After burgers, steak, and chicken, hot dogs are the fourth most popular food on people's grills, NPD said. For Wal-Mart, Texas is the number-one burger and hot dog market.

After burgers, steak, and chicken, hot dogs are the fourth most popular food on people's grills, NPD said. For Wal-Mart, Texas is the number-one burger and hot dog market.

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Grilling seafood is less popular than all those meats, but we still bought $85.1 million worth of shrimp and $48.4 million of salmon, according to Nielsen.

Grilling seafood is less popular than all those meats, but we still bought $85.1 million worth of shrimp and $48.4 million of salmon, according to Nielsen.

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Americans spent $43 million on barbecue sauce last Independence Day, topping ketchup's $37 million and mustard's $25 million.

Americans spent $43 million on barbecue sauce last Independence Day, topping ketchup's $37 million and mustard's $25 million.

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And while rosé is still a tiny part of the wine business, it's also the fastest growing. Sales grew 53% in the 52 weeks ending in mid-April.

And while rosé is still a tiny part of the wine business, it's also the fastest growing. Sales grew 53% in the 52 weeks ending in mid-April.

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Another new alternative to beer: hard seltzer, which Nielsen said rakes in $60 million annually in sales and is growing.

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We Need To Talk About The Most Intersectional Moment In "A League Of Their Own"

We Need To Talk About The Most Intersectional Moment In "A League Of Their Own"

“It did bother us that in order to be historically accurate, we could not have a diverse cast,” one of the film’s screenwriters told BuzzFeed News.

As all who have allowed joy into their hearts know, the 1992 seminal classic A League Of Their Own follows a group of women who join the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL) during World War II.

As all who have allowed joy into their hearts know, the 1992 seminal classic A League Of Their Own follows a group of women who join the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL) during World War II.

While many men were away fighting in WWII, Major League Baseball executives wanted to keep the sport in the public eye. So they brought in teams of women to form the AAGPBL. A League Of Their Own is a fictionalized portrayal of the Rockford Peaches, one of the legendary teams that ended up in the Baseball Hall of Fame. TL;DR YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE.

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July 1, 2017 marks the 25th anniversary of the film. Which means we have an excuse to talk about the A League of Their Own's most underrated — and intersectional! — moment.

July 1, 2017 marks the 25th anniversary of the film. Which means we have an excuse to talk about the A League of Their Own's most underrated — and intersectional! — moment.

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During one game, a baseball falls near the segregated "colored" section of the stadium.

During one game, a baseball falls near the segregated "colored" section of the stadium.

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A woman steps forward to pick up the ball, and when she throws it back...

A woman steps forward to pick up the ball, and when she throws it back...

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People Are Calling One Lyric On Jay-Z's "4:44" Anti-Semitic

People Are Calling One Lyric On Jay-Z's "4:44" Anti-Semitic

Jay-Z released his 13th album 4:44 on Friday and a certain lyric is being called into question.

Jay-Z released his 13th album 4:44 on Friday and a certain lyric is being called into question.

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On the second track, "The Story of O.J.," Jay-Z says, "You wanna know what's more important than throwin' away money at a strip club? Credit / You ever wonder why Jewish people own all the property in America? This is how they did it."

On the second track, "The Story of O.J.," Jay-Z says, "You wanna know what's more important than throwin' away money at a strip club? Credit / You ever wonder why Jewish people own all the property in America? This is how they did it."

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And one challenged the stereotype.

And one challenged the stereotype.

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Forward.com pointed out that on 2007's "No Hook" off of American Gangster, he says, "Had to get some challah bread so you can holla back. My Jewish lawyer too enjoyed the fruit of letting my cash stack."

Forward.com pointed out that on 2007's "No Hook" off of American Gangster, he says, "Had to get some challah bread so you can holla back. My Jewish lawyer too enjoyed the fruit of letting my cash stack."

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While others noted that in 2006, Jay-Z and Russell Simmons filmed a PSA admonishing those use slurs of any kind. "What's not cool is anti-Semitism. It's a long word for racism. Anti-Semitism and racism are the same thing," Simmons says in the video. "Don't be silent, remember: we are one," Jay-Z adds.

A representative for Jay-Z did not immediately respond to BuzzFeed News's request for a comment.

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Jay-Z's Mom Delivered A Powerful Poem About Her Sexuality On "4:44"

Jay-Z's Mom Delivered A Powerful Poem About Her Sexuality On "4:44"

“Love who you love, because life isn’t guaranteed.”

On June 30, Jay-Z released his 13th studio album titled 4:44.

On June 30, Jay-Z released his 13th studio album titled 4:44.

The album was exclusively released to Sprint and Tidal subscribers.

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Among many other personal topics — like his relationship with Beyoncé and his children — Jay-Z also discusses his mother, Gloria Carter's, sexuality on 4:44.

Among many other personal topics — like his relationship with Beyoncé and his children — Jay-Z also discusses his mother, Gloria Carter's, sexuality on 4:44.

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In a song titled "Smile," Jay-Z raps: "Mama had four kids, but she's a lesbian / Had to pretend so long that she's a thespian / Had to hide in the closet, so she medicate / Society shame and the pain was too much to take."

In a song titled "Smile," Jay-Z raps: "Mama had four kids, but she's a lesbian / Had to pretend so long that she's a thespian / Had to hide in the closet, so she medicate / Society shame and the pain was too much to take."

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He continues, "Cried tears of joy when you fell in love / Don't matter to me if it's a him or her / I just wanna see you smile through all the hate / Marie Antoinette, baby, let 'em eat cake."

He continues, "Cried tears of joy when you fell in love / Don't matter to me if it's a him or her / I just wanna see you smile through all the hate / Marie Antoinette, baby, let 'em eat cake."

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Brace Yourselves Because Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies Are Here

Brace Yourselves Because Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies Are Here

:: Texts group chat ::

Everyone loves Twinkies, right?

Everyone loves Twinkies, right?

Even if you're a juice cleansing, meal-prepping olympian, you can't deny the nostalgic pull of this cream-filled snack.

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IMO: They're the perfect treat-yourself snack, the everyman's comfort food, and a sweet pick-me-up.

IMO: They're the perfect treat-yourself snack, the everyman's comfort food, and a sweet pick-me-up.

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And starting this week, they'll be available in a new flavor — and it's frankly the best thing since Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

And starting this week, they'll be available in a new flavor — and it's frankly the best thing since Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

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The new flavor I am talking about is of course — CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER 😍

The new flavor I am talking about is of course — CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER 😍

The new Twinkies will be made with chocolate cake and a peanut butter crème filling. *Sighs*

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Oh, So This Is What Baby Flamingos Looks Like

Oh, So This Is What Baby Flamingos Looks Like

Is it cute? Is it weird? IDK.

We all have a general understanding of what baby birds look like, right?

We all have a general understanding of what baby birds look like, right?

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They basically all look the same, yeah?

They basically all look the same, yeah?

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But thanks to Twitter user Celesse, now I know that apparently, baby flamingos are a little different. Because this, folks, is a baby flamingo. It's kind of adorable, right?!

But thanks to Twitter user Celesse, now I know that apparently, baby flamingos are a little different. Because this, folks, is a baby flamingo. It's kind of adorable, right?!

It's doing the leg in the air thing and everything!!!!

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But like...holy shit, those are some LEGS. Is a baby supposed to be jacked like that?

But like...holy shit, those are some LEGS. Is a baby supposed to be jacked like that?

The body and the legs look so different!!!!

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