Where the EFF is Bonnie Hunt?
The Jumanji trailer is here! And we all have questions. It's only natural.
Welcome to the jungle, I guess?
So, what is this Jumanji about?
SO BASICALLY: Some teens are assigned to clean out their school's basement. They find an old video game. They get sucked into the videogame, and put in the bodies of the characters — Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, and Jack Black. These characters are in a jungle. Chaos ensues.
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Hold up — where's the board game?
Ummmm, not around, apparently!
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Who are those teens?
What we know is that this movie is centered on four teens, played at first by Alex Wolff (Spencer), Madison Iseman (Bethany), Ser'Darius Blain ("Fridge"), and Morgan Turner (Martha).
But what I want to know is: Are these teens at all connected to the kids in the original Jumanji movie? Is Kirsten Dunst gonna show up in aging makeup playing a mom? Who are you, children??? Why are we here? Do any of your parents own a shoe factory?
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