This is an intervention.
Attention, coffee drinkers: It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that your favorite drink is bad, and all of you are bad, too.
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Now, don't get me wrong: I'm sure that many of you are good, upstanding citizens of the world. You are doctors, teachers, students, parents. You are important! But every morning, you drink a giant cup of steaming bean water. And for this reason, you are horrible.
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I'll start with the obvious: Coffee does not taste good.
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And before you start blabbering about ~ACQUIRED TASTE~, let me save you the time: Yes, the more you drink coffee, the less awful it seems. This is called Stockholm syndrome, and it is a bad defense of coffee.
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