They taste like puke.
Listen up people, I'm here to talk to you about an important issue that has plagued our mouths for too long. Pretzels! Gah!
Pretzels (above) are not good.
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Well, my tongue, and the attached taste buds, have helped me determine that pretzels are bad. And you know they are too!
Look at these twisted motherfriggers.
They look like a dried dog poop.
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They are the embodiment of the flavor of "burnt." They should be called burnt salt bread, except that's too positive. More like burnt salt old stale bad bread!
When I eat a snack mix I'm left with a big 'ol pile of pretzels. Nobody wants them!
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