I feel unwell after seeing these…
I mean, look at this ying-yang unicorn bullshit!
WHHHYYYYY!?
And even this unicorn egg salad!
Unicorns are cool, eggs are cool too, but this is just too damn far.
That time someone decided it would be a good idea to make ACTUAL green eggs and ham.
I would NOT like them here or there, I would NOT like them fucking ANYWHERE!
Or how about that time someone got all gothic on us and ~died~ their egg whites.
I also died a little watching this...
These eggs that are being burnt with a blow torch.
This one just confuses me, TBH.
That time someone hard-boiled an egg for 10 hours.
I'm also confused about this, but you can watch it here.
When someone cooked up scrambled eggs with vodka...
I feel sick...
AND FUCKING ATE THEM!
I AM SICK.
This red scramble that looks more like Flamin Hot Cheetos than a proper breakfast.
I'm dangerously queasy.
The time someone tried turning eggs into dessert.
Let's be clear: Sprinkles are for cupcakes.
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And when one egg dared to be different.
Don't eat it bro!
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This ketchup massacre.
Would you like a side of eggs with your ketchup?
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The person who had the audacity to call this egg salad.
Stop giving good things a bad name.
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And this horrific Pinterest fail.
Honey, you should maybe try avoiding grandma's cooking.
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This poor yolk that was manhandled.
So jiggly.
And this very sad egg.
Also most likely how you feel about the current state of eggs.
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So please, let this be a lesson — STOP GETTING SO DAMN CREATIVE WITH YOUR EGGS.
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