Saturday, 6 January 2018

Have You All Noticed This Mac 'N' Cheese Drama On Facebook?

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

It has come to my attention that there has been some rather ~controversial~ mac 'n' cheese recipes making the rounds on Facebook over the past few months...

It has come to my attention that there has been some rather ~controversial~ mac 'n' cheese recipes making the rounds on Facebook over the past few months...

^ I'm not the only one who has noticed.

Given that mac 'n' cheese is SACRED, I decided to investigate.

Given that mac 'n' cheese is SACRED, I decided to investigate.

E!

Everything seems to have started with a video clip of chefs taking turns making their own unique (???) versions of mac 'n' cheese.

Everything seems to have started with a video clip of chefs taking turns making their own unique (???) versions of mac 'n' cheese.

This one kicked things off by making a standard roux-based sauce — everything seemed fine until things took a turn...

Food Network / Via Facebook: FoodNetwork

EXHIBIT A: Mac 'n' cheese with an entire sheet pan of roasted veggies dumped in.

EXHIBIT A: Mac 'n' cheese with an entire sheet pan of roasted veggies dumped in.

Geoffrey Zakarian's anxious nodding basically spoke for the entire world.^

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The internet fired back:

The internet fired back:

Facebook

EXHIBIT B: This dry AF no-boil sheet tray mac 'n' cheese.

EXHIBIT B: This dry AF no-boil sheet tray mac 'n' cheese.

This one started out with a mixture of uncooked pasta, cheeses, and some other stuff dumped onto a sheet tray — then was seemingly baked into a shag carpet.

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People began to see a pattern:

People began to see a pattern:

Facebook

EXHIBIT C: A recipe for mac 'n' cheese pancakes literally made with pancake batter and leftover mac 'n' cheese.

EXHIBIT C: A recipe for mac 'n' cheese pancakes literally made with pancake batter and leftover mac 'n' cheese.

Why was this happening? Why are we turning mac 'n' cheese into pancakes?? I have so many questions r/n.

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The internet tried to make sense of it all:

The internet tried to make sense of it all:

Facebook

EXHIBIT D: This mac 'n' cheese baked on top of stuffing.

EXHIBIT D: This mac 'n' cheese baked on top of stuffing.

This time, (otherwise pure) mac 'n' cheese was baked directly on top of a disc of andouille stuffing. I MEAN...???

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The internet was (once again) not here for it:

The internet was (once again) not here for it:

Facebook

THE FINAL STRAW: A video for baked spaghetti and crawfish that was pawned off as mac 'n' cheese.

THE FINAL STRAW: A video for baked spaghetti and crawfish that was pawned off as mac 'n' cheese.

This video did look delicious, but the problem was in the delivery. The recipe shows spaghetti noodles being mixed with cheese sauce and crawfish — then baked in a skillet. The issue here was context, not content. This is NOT mac 'n' cheese, and calling it that is a damn crime.

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Although the crime was less offensive (and more confusing that unsettling), the internet called for an end to the madness:

Although the crime was less offensive (and more confusing that unsettling), the internet called for an end to the madness:

Facebook

So please, let this be a lesson — LEAVE MAC 'N' CHEESE ALONE.

So please, let this be a lesson — LEAVE MAC 'N' CHEESE ALONE.

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