God has abandoned us.
This Cheese Single laid on a bed of rice, with a squiggle of mayo.

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These "sushi" "smores".

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This sushi burger, which no one ever really asked for.

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These overloaded sushi tacos.

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And this one, which isn't quite so well executed.

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This slice of "pizza" which surely can't even taste good.

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And this sushi on an actual pizza.

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This spring roll and sushi roll love child which needs to never see the light of day.

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This frozen abomination, made with "seafood".

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This plate of cheeseburger nigiri with a questionable yellow sauce.

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This "sushi slice" which looks impossible to eat neatly.

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This french fry sushi which takes two amazing things and makes something terrible.

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This dinnertime masterpiece from Kimmi K.

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This sushi burrito ROLLED IN CHEETO DUST???

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This mashup which offends Italian and Japanese cuisines.

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Ditto these ones made from spaghetti and meatballs.

Or how about these macaroni rolls?

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This Christmas sushi filled with turkey and cranberry.

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This order of sushi which came served on PRINGLES???

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Or this poutine dish, using sushi instead of fries.

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And, finally, this sushi soup. SOUP.

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